Smell.

How BEDROOM smells after MARRIAGE:
First 3 years....
Perfumes, Flowers,Chocolate, Fruits...
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After 3 years....
Baby Powder, Johnson's Cream and Lotions, Baby Oils....
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After 15 years....
Zandu Balm, Vicks, Iodex, Relispray....
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After 40 years....
Agarbatti...
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Four stages of marriage:
��Mad for each other,
�� Made for each other,
�� Mad at each other &
�� Mad because of each other
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What's Marriage?
Answer- MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense of Humans, that Destroys All The Six Senses and Makes The Person NON Sense..!
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Definition Of Happy Couple -
HE Does What SHE Wants…
SHE Does What SHE Wants
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Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command....
Husband: Exactly darling! its a computer, not a Husband..!!
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'Laughing At Your Own Mistakes, Can Lengthen Your Life."
- Shakespear
"Laughing At your Wife's Mistakes, can SHORTEN your Life...."
- Shakespear's Wife
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Dont laugh alone pass it on
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No to demo.

https://youtu.be/q5RHEnLczQI

Asmaul husna.

Alhamdulillah.

Manusia.

Adif Gorment:
Daripada Anas r.a berkata, Rasulullah SAW bersabda yang bermaksud :

"Sesungguhnya di antara manusia itu ada yang menjadi pembuka untuk kebaikan dan penutup dari kejahatan dan ada juga manusia yang menjadi pembuka kejahatan dan penutup kebaikan. Maka sesungguhnya beruntunglah bagi orang yang dijadikan oleh Allah SWT sebagai pembuka kebaikan dan binasa bagi yang dijadikan Allah SWT pembuka kejahatan itu ditangannya"

[HR Ibn Majah. Hasan di sisi Al-AlBani dalam Sahih Ibn Majah]

-Tanbih Al Ghafilin (Abu Al-Layth Al-Samarqandi)-

Read.

HIV.

http://hairisvanishing.blogspot.my/

Finger..

Killer joke:........................

The students of an MBBS class were attending their 1st Biochemistry lesson. They all gathered around the lab table with a urine sample. The Professor dipped his Finger in the urine & tasted it in his own mouth.
Then he asked the students to do the same. The students hesitated for several minutes, but at last every one dipped their finger in the urine sample & tasted it....
When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them & said: The most important quality is 'Observation'.  I dipped my MIDDLE finger but tasted the INDEX finger. Today you just learned, "How to Pay Attention!".😂😂😂

Aids.

AIDS WARNING !


To all of you who approaching 60 or have REACHED 60 and past, this is specially for you...
SENIOR CITIZENS ARE THE WORLD'S LEADING CARRIERS OF AIDS !!!


YES, AIDS...


HEARING AIDS
BAND AIDS
WALKING AIDS
MEDICAL AIDS
GOVERNMENT AIDS
MOST OF ALL,
MONETARY AID TO THEIR KIDS!

Not forgetting HIV
(Hair is Vanishing)


HAPPY SENIOR CITIZEN DAY!!

Its good to see you smile and do pass it on to others, so that they can smile too! ....😄

Dap anti Islam.

Haram sokong dap.

Ratu br1m.